Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via gkarpowicz)

foggypebble:

omglaura:

lookatwhattheyredoingtome:

This man is photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero.

 i like the rihanna one 

He’s actually pretty talented, even the lighting between him and the photos match

(via briancolfer)

alphieralphie:

Musical infographics. 

(via ace)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via overlordleaveshiswife)