supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via party-in-the-morgue)

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via sunnythunderstorms)

mathmaticalkrillbits:

If this isn’t the way I die then I shall be extremely dissappointed

(Source: andywestdaydreams, via humoristics)

Lucky Jackson embroidered artwork.

kimberlouise:

Every now and again when i’m randomly browsing the web i’ll come across something that is completley brilliant. These hand-stitched textile frames by Lucky Jackson really make me smile :) They’re right up my street, they look cute and also have a very strong collage/illustrative feel, at first i…

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via thickmints)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via joshpeck)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via humoristics)